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Found in my pictures [15 Jan 2009|09:57pm]

I took this over a year ago and just found it.

Haven't had one of these little fuckers since... And no, I don't terribly miss them.
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Thought you guys would be interested in this... [24 Nov 2006|12:39am]

Here's an article in Spanish that has a picture of an insanely huge tonsil stone.


If anyone could translate, that would be greatly appreciated.
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[11 Oct 2006|08:53am]
can't believe these nasty things made it on Wikipedia!!!!!

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[03 Feb 2006|04:00pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

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[20 Sep 2005|01:13pm]

So I was sitting at the computer last night, and then all of a sudden I cough up a tonsil stone...well, it just so happened that there was camera nearby, so I snapped a few pictures. this tonsil stone was a pretty good size...

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[27 Jul 2005|01:39pm]

I just coughed up two of the largest tonsil stones in my life. They were so big it made me puke!!
Again, I never have the camera handy when I need it most.

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I FOUND SOMETHING THAT WORKS! [30 Dec 2004|08:47am]
i bought me an eyedropper and now i just SUCK those little buggers outta my throat. omigawd it's changed my life! seriously... i don't gag or anything. i may try to get them to come up a bit with a q-tip, but it's SOOOOO easy just sucking them out.

i do wash the eyedropper with hot water and even rinse it out with lysterine.

anyway... IT WORKS!
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success! [18 Nov 2004|01:16pm]
i have successfully sucked up one of those *&^%ers with a medicine dropper. ya know how ya move those crunch balls around with a qtip and they don't quite come out? SUCK THEM OUT WITH A MEDICINE DROPPER!

worked for me...

i know... ew ew ew ew ew!!
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EEEWWWW! Photo of my tonsil stones!! [12 Nov 2004|03:39pm]
My tonsil stones.... Collapse )

These stones (shown next to a dime for scale purposes) are from my left tonsil during a recent tonsil mining expedition. They kept breaking up so they look tiny. I've pulled some out as big as a frozen pea in the past. And of course, there's a ton more left in that left tonsil alone (not to mention my right one).

I used the tools of choice... Q-tips soaked in Listerine. But I also sprayed the back of my throat and all over my tonsils with Chloraseptic to tone down the gag reflex (which I don't have much of unless I'm tonsil mining).

I have yet to see any photos of tonsil stones on the internet. This could be the first! Next time I'll try to photograph them while they're still in my tonsil caves.
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i gotta get these little buggers outta here! [11 Nov 2004|04:27pm]
i'm tempted to get one of those eye droppers and suck these critters outta my throat caverns...

anyone ever tried that before?

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[11 Nov 2004|10:13am]
post nasal drip causes tonsil stones.
bacteria mixing with pnd causes tonsil stones.
tonsil stones hurt like a mo'fo
are they what causes my sore throat
too many sore throats. always on the verge of a cold...
too much mucus.. always clearing my throat
not supposed to have alcohol mouth wash so... try Tom's of Maine "Natural Alchohol-Free Mouthwash" and BreathRx "Anti-Bacterial Mouth Rinse with ZYTEX.

i have yet to notice if i have bad breath.
tonisil problems are contagious.. so one of my friends was wrong.
does smoking iritate it? i don't know
all i know is that i'm very tired.
and my friend has mono.

should i go to the doctor and have this checked out???
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here's a gross question... [15 Oct 2004|10:43am]
i damn near took a photograph of the huge tonsil stones i dug out of my throat yesterday just so people could see what they look like. i can't find any on the internet...

anyone know of any photos out there?
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i think i found jimmy hoffa yesterday... [15 Oct 2004|10:40am]
omigawd i dug one out that was as big as a small grape yesterday... or a bit larger than a frozen pea...

either way... EEEEEEEEWWWWW!

and there are a ton more in there...


i have a hard time getting at them since i have to hold a mirror with one hand. any suggestions for hands free lighting method? i'm thinking of sticking one of those pushlites on my bathroom mirror...
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tonsil nightmarez [29 Sep 2004|10:41am]

I had a dream last night that I shoved the butt end of my Batman electric toothbrush into the back of my throat and when I pulled it out, it was covered in tonsiloliths :(
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Stank you smelly much.. [13 Sep 2004|09:37pm]

[ mood | annoyed ]

Yeah I get these fuckers. I just started noticing them about a year or so ago and I didn't get them often. A couple of weeks ago I felt one in my throat again and usually after awhile they come up by themselves. Not the case this time so I decided to go in after it. It. That's really funny. I got a bunch of them out, not overly larger than usual but of course gross. Now I'm fixated with making sure they stay out I poke and prod every oher hour..grrrr.

WHY ME??!?!

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[24 Aug 2004|01:44pm]

i get problemos with snot all up in my throat yo
so much dirty phlegm oy oy oy oy
sometimes i wish i could sedate myself through all this pain

oh and thanks muchos to miss pants for inviting me here:)
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this is like the mothership calling me home! [06 Aug 2004|11:06am]
omigawd! i thought i was the only one in the world suffering from throat-curds! that is, until a conversation with a couple co-workers yesterday. i've never heard the phrase "tonsil stones" before so i googled it and... ew ew ew ew!

someone just threw cottage cheese in the sink at work. i shed a little tear as i was washing my coffee cup, thinking... "if only they knew my pain..."

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[06 Aug 2004|12:25pm]

I had to clean my tonsils with a QTip yesterday because I had a dentist appointment. I got all the yuckies out. I even got to have my teeth cleaned by a nicer and gentler dentist than usual, and I told her I'd rather see her for now on, as the old one is a stupid ole' asshole.
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BAD NEWS [20 May 2004|08:54am]

What could be worse than coughing up a throat skank in front of a customer, you were wondering???

Coughing up one when you're tryin' to get friskeh with your boyfriend!

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[19 May 2004|01:28pm]

[ mood | confused ]

i was just talking to a customer trying to get her to pay for something and up came a throat crunchy... it just happened so suddenly... i didn't even feel this coming on.


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